#### SERIOUSLY, WHY?!

Come on, how boring is the internet without excessive javascript? We made this library since too many github repos are abandoned (RIP skrollr) or feature creepy. You got some beef or caught us slippin on unit tests, send rants and 10mb gifs to moe@dixonandmoe.com

#### BUT ACTUALLY

We've benefitted so much from open source projects that we're actively trying to give back. As designers, we're starting by releasing our own quirky js code.